Saiful Bukhari is the new Harry Potter

Politicians are born not made.

Saiful Bukhari is made not born.

The new episode has just begun. It is indeed a widely anticipated movie in the history of Malaysia. People say this movie will even make a big hit in Hollywood not to mention Bollywood and Malaywood. In Malaywood everything is boleh, that is why we called it as Boleh Land. Malaysia Boleh.

Back off Titanic, Star Wars, Harry Potter and the Dark Night. Here comes Saiful Bukhari the new Harry Potter. Our own favourite Kampung Boy.

Here are some theories and comparisons which I found out scientifically.

1)Harry Potter is a wizard. Little did he know about magic until he was accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry unconditionally. Saiful Bukhari is a mudblood and little did he know that he's going to be a loser out of the losers. He was even expelled from Unisel.

2)Harry Potter has a Godfather, Sirius Black while Saiful Bukhari has a Godmother, Mumtaz Jaafar.

Raja Petra Kamarudin mentions Mumtaz Jaafar as being Saiful Bukhari’s “God Mother” in two of his No Holds Barred posts.

The first was The Malay Unity Sodomy Conspiracy posted on July 26th, 2008 where he wrote the following.

Actually, Saiful hardly knows his father. His father abandoned his mother soon after he was born and the mother remarried. When his mother died, his stepfather also disappeared and Saiful was subsequently brought up by his uncle (or was it his auntie?). And one important aspect in this whole episode is that Saiful’s ‘God Mother’ is Mumtaz Jaafar — who is Rosmah Mansor’s nominee and ‘bag lady’ in all their clandestine business deals.


And RPK mentions Mumtaz Jaafar again yesteday in his Killing Two Birds with One Stone No Holds Barred post, rather cleverly putting forward possible questions (with regard to her connection to the Deputy Prime Minister’s wife) that might be raised in court should Anwar be formally charged.

During the course of Anwar’s impending trial, Malaysians will be told of the link Saiful has with Mumtaz Jaafar. Malaysians will also be told who Mumtaz Jaafar is and what her ‘special’ links with Rosmah are. Further to that, Malaysians will be told about the relationship between Najib’s Special Officer, Khairul Anas, and Saiful — and the less than manly reputation these two buggers had while still in school. Yes, the excitement and kinky sex that is going to spill over from this trial will cause Astro to lose a lot of business

Could it be THE Mumtaz Jaafar, the former sprint queen whom RPK says is Saiful Bukhari’s “God Mother” and a close Rosmah Mansor (bag lady) associate?



3)Harry Potter's best friends are Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger while Saiful Bukhari's best friends are the Policemen (since he's under police security for more than 1 month)

4)Harry Potter uses wand to cast magic while Saiful Bukhari uses his arse to cast spells.

5)Harry Potter's uncle is fat Uncle Vernon while Saiful Bukhari's uncle is Uncle Pat although he looks like an aunty.

6)Both Harry Potter and Saiful Bukhari will use everything to protect themselves from the devil worshippers. muahahaha.

7) Harry Potter is straight but I doubt over Saiful Bukhari's sexual orientation.

8)Harry Potter's enemy is the one who must not be named Lord Voldemort while Saiful Bukhari's enemy is Anwar Ibrahim.

9)Harry Potter got balls which is contrary to Saiful Bukhari.

10)At least Harry Potter's arse still virgin compared to Saiful Bukhari's accusation of being sodomised.

In the meantime do watch Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince Trailer!